Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

lzim

Montreal

Member Since 2009

Followers 84 Following 214

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Maybe it was just a bad day.

Feb 20, 2016
3
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email

So I was just saying how I felt stuck at the beach at Frozen Tooth because I was unable to build out my base, kept losing my defense and wasn't able to tame anything because everything kept getting trampled to death.

Then that level 14 fucker of a Doed managed to get up while right at the end of his taming bar because I spent a few too many minutes trying to hunt down another Rex. So I drop him again.. and realize he's not level 14 like the asshole that was causing me so much trouble. He's a she.. and only level 6. So there's two females getting tamed and that level 14 male somewhere in the base.

I'm like I don't even fucking know how you got up.. then a couple of Raptors tried to run up on me the darkest part of the night as I'm puzzling over killing this troublesome male Doed or dropping him again for taming. Their attempt to murder me of course failed.. because I'm armored and have a sword.. not points for even trying I'll just let their meat rot. Assholes. Didn't even cross my mind to tame them. Raptors are just assholes. They must die.

A new day dawns.. and suddenly I've dropped several new creatures and they are all getting tamed.

The surprise was a pair of mating Pulmonoscorpii.. even on default settings they took no time at all to tame. AND produced an egg so I can get started on kibble for more Rexs! Woo!!!

Then that Rex fucker from the other side of the beach I'd been hunting got stuck on a rock. Like taunting me to drop him.

FINE. Dropped. Asshole. Saldy he's also a she and I already have a female rex. But with an egg to make kibble she will be tamed shortly and with a mating pair of scorpions I should have more eggs to fine a male to mate with both of them. Bwahahaha.. so many 3somes...

Or rather I should just say this is a good day and make the most of it.

So Brontos.. What if a Bronto had gotten constipated and had an infection that caused an extra internal buildup of pressure of carbonaceous gases.. and for whatever reason it was near an ignition source. I'm reminded of Sesharrim and wonder how magnificent the detonation would have been. Farting Brontosaurus in a Forest Fire?

More Blogs

  • 10.29.16
    0

    Saturday

    When 'I miss you too' means 'I miss who you were'. When you say …
  • 10.05.16
    2

    :\

    So many years subscribed to this site and there's always people cal…
  • 09.06.16
    0

    Day 4

    Sigh... So while in search of meat which I would have had rot fo…
  • 09.06.16
    0

    Day 4

    So my Twitter horoscope for the day said something about not taking…
  • 09.05.16
    0

    Day 3 Nvidia Ansel

    At least one good thing about the GTX 1070 and playing Ark is that …
  • 09.05.16
    0

    Day 3

    Things could be worse I suppose. But the worst thing are the…
  • 09.04.16
    0

    Day 2

    So Ark has always had this one moment.. After you understand how to…
  • 09.04.16
    0

    Day 2

    So after getting laughed at by my roommate/landlord because I told …
  • 09.03.16
    0

    Congrats on 15 crazy years SG

    15 years and going strong!
  • 09.03.16
    0

    Ark: Scorched Earth | Day 1

    //I haven't given up on No Man's Sky but I can't pass up another sh…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
4
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,597 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,979 followers
  • 14,936,349 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,433,611 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo