Three guys walk into a bar.
There they find his eminence the Pope stink drunk arm wrestling Dracula.
The the guys watch a few rounds as the Pope handedly trounces Nosferatu over and over. Next they hit up the foose ball table where the Pope again beats the Dark Lord's ass. Finally they get to a pool table where they place a bet. Fangs is like winner take all. And loses badly.
The Pope who at this point can barely walk finally takes notice of the guys who seem to be feeling bad for Mr the I'mPaler than Paper and challenges the group to any contest they can imagine but that he needs to Sober up first.
The next morning they all meet up again.. But the Pope seems to still be hung over.
They all think they have it in the bag but the count wants to hedge his bet.
He has them all line up and pulls out 3 shots of steroids.
They are all taken aback by the Transylvanian's duplicity but agree to shoot up with the oddly warm bright crimson red liquid.
As they each take their dose, Vamps is doing a strange dance is changing,
Abracadabra you're as black as a bat.
Then the next guy tries
And them the last.
So which one of the guys was American?
The one the Pope uses to hit a home run.