I locked my keys in my car last night. I had to break in my house. It is distirbingly easy. I fear for my virginity and laptop.
I also got another parking ticket.
that did not make me laugh
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I locked my keys in my car last night. I had to break in my house. It is distirbingly easy. I fear for my virginity and laptop.
I also got another parking ticket.
that did not make me laugh
THE END IS NEAR
I read it On Yahoo.
Polar bears may be turning to cannibalism
Repent Oh ye sinners. No one shall weep for your pathetic souls. Actually, the polar bears will be happy because I hear human is good eats and Pbear not so much.
Oh yeah, it is my big sis's birthday today. Unrelated to above post but just as relivent I...
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I read it On Yahoo.
Polar bears may be turning to cannibalism
Repent Oh ye sinners. No one shall weep for your pathetic souls. Actually, the polar bears will be happy because I hear human is good eats and Pbear not so much.
Oh yeah, it is my big sis's birthday today. Unrelated to above post but just as relivent I...
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_pauly_:
So the end is extremely fucking nigh? 
. I'll go get my "Anti-Polar Bear" underpants 
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. I'll go get my "Anti-Polar Bear" underpants .
jjkitten:
Well when I see them coming I will try and stand clear...there are a lot that could be eatten IMHO, that we wouldn't really miss anyway
Stay Sexy
-K
Stay Sexy
-K
Time to pick Up those stray vibraters, lube buckets, and PRON. Mothafucking CECE is comin to town.
Cecelia and her babydady are coming down tomarrow to spend three blissful, stressfree, all inclusive, posh, sexy nights on LyloniJade's Living room floor. Fuck I might even bust out a air mattress if they are good.
That is right boys. CECe is up for grabs. I have decided...
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Cecelia and her babydady are coming down tomarrow to spend three blissful, stressfree, all inclusive, posh, sexy nights on LyloniJade's Living room floor. Fuck I might even bust out a air mattress if they are good.
That is right boys. CECe is up for grabs. I have decided...
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dreamarie:
Hows it going? Did they get the air mattress 
shaunie:
ha ha....
i might need to pop over to the US for a visit then!!
i might need to pop over to the US for a visit then!!
I updated through Cecelia go hither and read her junk
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cecelia:
what about convention....i'm confused.
shaunie:
yeah they were playing against england
england won 1-0
we really dont want them to win the world cup!! hopefully sweden beat them
i dont like this beta shit, me wants to stay old school!
hows you babes?
england won 1-0
we really dont want them to win the world cup!! hopefully sweden beat them
i dont like this beta shit, me wants to stay old school!
hows you babes?
Fucking fruit cups, breakfast at Clequalale club.<not actual spelling> Sitting in the sun and drinking coffee. Fucking a great way to spend a sunday morning.
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cecelia:
Clicquot.
Breakfast was awesome.
Breakfast was awesome.
thefreak:
What's this about spending a Sunday morning fucking?
Are you involved? SOLD!
-TM
Are you involved? SOLD!
-TM
I lied.
cecelia:
Holy freaking crap in a wicker basket!
WOW.
WOW.
argene:
A secret-society you say? I must check it out. How did your trip go?
Minneapolis here I come!
Taking a mini vacay Up to the twin cities. It should be pretty rad. Hanging with cecelia for a bawdy good time. We may manage to get a Hot SG In in our dirty little paws.
We have the cameras fully loaded and unloaded for your viewing pleasure. Shit bitches I have to pack. i have been procrastenating for hours. OH...
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Taking a mini vacay Up to the twin cities. It should be pretty rad. Hanging with cecelia for a bawdy good time. We may manage to get a Hot SG In in our dirty little paws.
We have the cameras fully loaded and unloaded for your viewing pleasure. Shit bitches I have to pack. i have been procrastenating for hours. OH...
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cecelia:
you're here.
let the fun begin!
let the fun begin!
presence:
have a sexual time love.
Went out after work tonight, got hit on by 3 random gross dudes and ran into my stalker. I stoppeing going out for a while cause this man would follow me and figure out where I was haning. FREAKY. SO I figured lay low for a while. So I went to my friends band and the coast was clear, or so I thought. This dude(i...
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wren:
devilducky says that when he was a bouncer he would throw guys out if a girl said they were being bothered. He says he thinks most bouncers don't take kindly to guys bugging the ladies. Can't hurt to tell whoever is working the door. Well, as long as you have someone to leave with later on.
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argene:
That is an insane amount of water.
cecelia:
punk
poop
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thefreak:
Poop upside-down is dood.
Flip it horizontally and you get boob.
-TM
Flip it horizontally and you get boob.
-TM
cecelia:
we'll crash w/ you then, on the 12th. thanks.
we have to set up for the convention in the afternoon, but we're free in the evening. we'll have to be up early the next day though, like 7am to be at the convention again by like 8. so i guess no drunken fun. buh.
countdown - 6 days
we have to set up for the convention in the afternoon, but we're free in the evening. we'll have to be up early the next day though, like 7am to be at the convention again by like 8. so i guess no drunken fun.
buh.
countdown - 6 days
-TM