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lylonijade

Madison Wisconsin.

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Wednesday Nov 28, 2007

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There was a fight at the bar I work at tonight. I wasn't working but I was drinking. Fucking Mike Joz, was bartending and he fucking left me hanging to break up a fight. He stood behind a door calling the cops while I fucking was breaking up 2 drunks. He could have set down the fucking phone. I dunno whatever. Thank god My friend dan was there. I got fucking punched and If he hadn't fucking come out when he did I don't know what i would have done. 2 people came walking by and I screamed for them to run next door for help. Then dude fucking took a deck chair and threw it at me. It took 4 people to get this guy down it was nuts. a bunch of us had him down and he bit my buddy alex... I dunno I might fucking quit that job fucking drunk fucks. I swear to god.


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thefreak:
Sorry, just professing my love of hooters. tongue

As for cocks, I suppose I could deposit one, but you have to say "please."

Or "give it to me now," whichever you prefer. wink

-TM
Nov 30, 2007
wren:
HOLY hell are you okay?
Nov 30, 2007

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