I hate my fucking roomate. I really really do. I hate her.
This actually happends a lot, She is just really very inconsiderate, never cleans, has afterbars almost every night she is home. After bars start from 2:30am finish around 4am or later depending on if I break them up or not.
Just this past week she had her sister move ALL of her shit into our appartment and let her stay the night.
It turns out that it was her sister's shit, her sister's roomate's shit OH and did I fucking mention they stayed for 5days....and plus there was a random girlfriend thrown in there just to piss me the fuck off.
Last night: 2:53am(i looked on my clock) Ass hat rolls into the appartment with an after bar. Slamming the back door. Having an arguement right next too my room. Starts rummaging the fridge and freezer to make food for herself and 4 other people. Which is strange because she has no food due to the fact she is gone all week for her current job. So shebitch is serving out food , which there is not a lot of, and I have very little money till next monday and it is by this time 3:30 in the fucking morning and that drunk people are prepairing a schmorgisborg very loudly in my goddamn kitchen that I have just fucking cleaned that day. ASSHOLE CUNTHOOKER is what I was thinking around that time.
So, I call out to said roomate of doom, and ask if she can keep it down? Her reply? "If you lick my ass, I will"
yeah, I should have busted out of my room at that moment and handed her a fistfull of hell right to her ugly fucking face, but I let it go cause she was drunk. Acouple mins later, I hear Luke(roomate's boyfriend) and someone else leave.
By the time all get settled down it was around 4:30, I hear Megan(roomate) getting her shit together for work. She has a 2 hour drive to get there. She is still drunk. She goes anyway. All is well till about a half an hour ago when I emerge from my room, very cranky and very tired, only to find a Strange man sleeping on the couch.
My roomate, left me , unaware in my own a apartment with a strange drunk man I have never fucking met. ALONE He is still on the couch. I now have to wake his dumb ass up(if i can) and kick him out of my house.
I just walked to the fridge to discover she and friends drank all the water. Which, normally would be no big deal, If the water from the tap was drinkable. Right now city of Madison is having a problem with drinking water. In my neighborhood, we have been advised to buy water for the time being. Which I did, I bought water now it is gone. Witch means no coffee... wich means someone might possibly die today due to the fact that I cannot have coffee this morning.
did I mention that I hate my roomate. The first year was fine, I just signed on for another year only 3 weeks ago..... fucking awsome .... fucking great.
This actually happends a lot, She is just really very inconsiderate, never cleans, has afterbars almost every night she is home. After bars start from 2:30am finish around 4am or later depending on if I break them up or not.
Just this past week she had her sister move ALL of her shit into our appartment and let her stay the night.
It turns out that it was her sister's shit, her sister's roomate's shit OH and did I fucking mention they stayed for 5days....and plus there was a random girlfriend thrown in there just to piss me the fuck off.
Last night: 2:53am(i looked on my clock) Ass hat rolls into the appartment with an after bar. Slamming the back door. Having an arguement right next too my room. Starts rummaging the fridge and freezer to make food for herself and 4 other people. Which is strange because she has no food due to the fact she is gone all week for her current job. So shebitch is serving out food , which there is not a lot of, and I have very little money till next monday and it is by this time 3:30 in the fucking morning and that drunk people are prepairing a schmorgisborg very loudly in my goddamn kitchen that I have just fucking cleaned that day. ASSHOLE CUNTHOOKER is what I was thinking around that time.
So, I call out to said roomate of doom, and ask if she can keep it down? Her reply? "If you lick my ass, I will"
yeah, I should have busted out of my room at that moment and handed her a fistfull of hell right to her ugly fucking face, but I let it go cause she was drunk. Acouple mins later, I hear Luke(roomate's boyfriend) and someone else leave.
By the time all get settled down it was around 4:30, I hear Megan(roomate) getting her shit together for work. She has a 2 hour drive to get there. She is still drunk. She goes anyway. All is well till about a half an hour ago when I emerge from my room, very cranky and very tired, only to find a Strange man sleeping on the couch.
My roomate, left me , unaware in my own a apartment with a strange drunk man I have never fucking met. ALONE He is still on the couch. I now have to wake his dumb ass up(if i can) and kick him out of my house.
I just walked to the fridge to discover she and friends drank all the water. Which, normally would be no big deal, If the water from the tap was drinkable. Right now city of Madison is having a problem with drinking water. In my neighborhood, we have been advised to buy water for the time being. Which I did, I bought water now it is gone. Witch means no coffee... wich means someone might possibly die today due to the fact that I cannot have coffee this morning.
did I mention that I hate my roomate. The first year was fine, I just signed on for another year only 3 weeks ago..... fucking awsome .... fucking great.
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I'm sorry she's a huge flaming bag of drunken douche. I never liked her, she's always been so sickenly perky and amazingly unintelligent to me. I feel bad you're stuck with her.