lylee

so i live with a retard for a housemate. anyone have any rooms for rent?

last night i had a beanie on with my jacket and he looks at me and goes "nice hat" so i say so him "nice face." let me tell you about him. he's a 31 year old guy who sits on the computer from 5am (no lie) till when i leave the house at 12 noon and god knows how long after that. he's never had a girlfriend before, and he walks around the house ina bugs bunny bath robe that is way too short. oh-and he does landscaping work (takes care of the flower boxes outside of pubs) but doesnt always shower/bath after work so he has really bad B.O.. THEN when he comes home he turns off the heat and goes "its freezing outside" even though he upps my rent to pay for the inscresing price in gas. OH and numerous times i've woken up in the morning and for my morning pee and theres been his morning "pee-poo" that he hasnt bothered to flush down the toilet...

and he makes fun of my hat

ya so i hate tourists in london. they dont speak english and cant walk on the right side of the road, escalator and stop for no reason. this is why guns should be legal

aaah i wanna go home for christmas. doubt i can though. this sucks
i should just quit work and go home for christmas