lyingstones

why the fuck do rednecks think it's okay to fuck with people that are covered in tattoos and piercings?

my roommate just got sucker-punched at walmart. his lip is now split open in a couple places. his attacker now has a leg that is broken in four places. the cops watched the video from walmarts security cameras and have already ruled it self defense. will...
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i didn't leave the house once this weekend. wow. it was nice. of course now it's 1015 on a sunday night and i want to go out. but this city sucks, and there's nothing to do...

fuck i'm bored...

damn, it's been a long fucking week. moved into the new house last monday, had a couple days to start getting unpacked and organized, but i'm not even close to being settled. then friday was our event with Mixmaster Mike of the Beastie Boys. Normally i don't have to work events anymore, but this one was huge and we had to have everybody there. but...
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fuck. i left my check card at the bar...

so my three best friends now all live in austin. blah. i'm really thinking about moving. i hate new mexico more and more everyday, but texas is hell in the summer. it's disgustingly humid, and i told myself i would never move back there. and yet, here i am, considering it...

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seriously, i need to find a large round rat maze for a photo...
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anyone know where to get a large round rat maze and a mask with the face of a bulldog?

anyone? no? damn...

"Bullshit."

that's what my dad said this afternoon when i called to wish him a happy father's day. turns out he and my mom were in a car accident this morning, and his brand new car, which he's only had for ten days, now has three grand worth of damage. some asshat ran a flashing red light and broadsided them. they are both okay, neither...
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damn, i need to get out of town for awhile.

i just got home from buying miss k. a puppy for her birthday. yeah, it's still a month and a half away, but when you find the litter you want, you gotta do it. so we went and looked at a litter of australian sheppards and brought one home with us. it's a little male, red and white, and so fucking cute. his temperament was...
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