lyinghostage

while walking to work i saw one of those god awful smart cars.

i started thinking about how ugly the car is, then i saw the driver. a 30 something slender guy who could only do a few pushups because his lack of weight resisting. bad hair. short, combed to the front and one side, sticking up at the back due to inadequate attention. crinkled white dress shirt. pocket over left breast. looked like a real winner.

then i thought about it. girls love the guys with the fast cars. those big gawdy mustangs and other such nasty muscle cars. why do girls do this? i dunno. those cars serve one purpose.

compensation.

so that nerdy looking guy in the gas conservative smart car is really the better deal. he has to have a big dick. i mean... he's got nothing else goin for him.