I've decided to share the stupid messages guys send me on here. The kind where I've never spoken with them before on this site, and they decide that they have something to tell me and leaving a comment just won't do. The names are removed to protect the socially inept. Enjoy!
u r outrageous would love to chat msn to start?
Ciao! my name is [XXX] ([X] for my best friend)..I'm italian, crazy maybe like you...true bsx with 1 girlfriend + 1 husband + 1 boyfriend...
Which kind of sex you love?
PS: I'm crazy for your tits...and for you glasses
A special very horny kiss from [X] 
saw you in the squirt group do you squirt?
i like your pics. you like cock pics. am i the only one that sees some possibilities? :-)
Love your pics - we just wanted to say hi and tell you you are a hottie! We're hotties too! come by and visit anytime... Love [XXX]/[YYY] - account sharing, much?
were both masturbating right now according to the aturbation group....you should IM me!!!! aim: [XXX]
you have the best tits i have seen in a long time i wish i could see more
Just thought i'd let u know i think u got an amazing body, i would love 2 b able 2 c more of u!
Hi Lycoris! I love your nipple piercings -do you have others? If you want, you can reply to [XXX] and maybe we could xchange some pics, as I have several, some of them with a BDSM slant?
Do you see your message here? Maybe you should re-think how you introduce yourself to a woman. The internet is not a place to abandon common sense and common courtesy.
Edited to add me laughing at myself, due to crispy's comment.
I didn't know I was Italian.