luz

Luz's adventures in...



on the set of the DWARVES video:

anarchie and blag and chicken


anarchie, blag, myself, and taye


lyxzen: she may be sweet and unassuming...but she's really a dirty slut!


anarchie and vanessa...for those of you who didn't know it: anarchie's got the best tits EVER!


this is probably my favorite photo i took on set...


a lovely midget lady (they tell me she's famous) and her meat tenderizer


delicious


hell yeah!


the aftermath...


thanks to lyxzen for the following three photos...me, the beautiful minx, and the seXXXy jaime


everything is still but the butt cheeks


i guess you could say i'm lucky.


HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED and his PENIS THAT MUST BE DISPLAYED


it's hard to look hot when you're next to someone as devastatingly gorgeous as my favorite UK girl!


the blood scene:


look at anarchie's face!


hot.



all non-dwarves photos:

going to the video rap party w/ missy, viquiV, sixella, and all us girls


helena and jaime and i were being touristy..i love this photo of the two of them...they had just spilled my chai tea and obviously they thought my misfortune was their entertainment:


notice a strange face in the crowd?


helena, myself, jaime, and jaime's cell phone


okay, so jaime makes friends easily...


chinese theater


i love marilyn monroe


thanks, bob sexton, for the huge-ass beer


ironically, dwarves video director bob sexton think this actual dwarf is a joke...


ha!


taye: just because she's really pretty doesn't mean she's not a FREEKIN' CANNIBAL!!!!!!!


that's a lot of hot chicks on one bed! me, lyxzen, anarchie, wendy, and taye


lyxzen: i have to say i fell in love with this amazing and talented girl


helena: don't assume she looks like a flawless porcelain doll all the time!



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE...

if you weren't envious yet...



don't hate; congratulate!


JAIME IS SOOOOO HOT
you can't deny this

thank you girls for one of the best times i've ever had...

and i've had some pretty good times

i love you all.

luz.