0
I am now the assistant to the IT director of the town of Weston. I'm amazed I got the job. It was fun walking around the town hall of a quaint little snooty New England town with mascara and watermelon lip gloss on.

I was having a cig with a couple Weston cops, and listened to them rip on everybody who works there. It was...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
synnove:
watermelon lipgloss EH. am i responsible for that one? maybe i can make all the boys in the world wear watermelon lipgloss.
reverendbenzo:
All hail the sweater!
0
There's nothing I can really say. I'll miss you, Elliott. I'll leave you with "Say Yes", the song that saved my life.

Im in love with the world through the eyes of a girl
Whos still around the morning after
We broke up a month ago and I grew up I didnt know
Id be around the morning after
Its always been wait and see...
Read More
llouys:
thats the right song for people to be remembering

thanks for seconding my fuck you to mr metallica
luxnova:
All day I've just been thinking to myself "You Idiot Kid".

When things like this happen, you don't know how to feel, and I just feel so down right now, just because I don't understand.
0
Holy fucking Jebus. You never think, living in a town like Stamford, CT that anything cool will ever happen.

Early this morning, the coolest possible thing happened.

Travis, a 170 pound chimpanzee was on the loose. It took cops 2 hours to stop him. It all happened right downtown, by the mall.

There is nothing better, in my mind, than a chimp rampage. Unless it...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
shal:
Monkeys rock. biggrin
fishwife:
funny...i think every town is south park for a few minutes. like paris texas or whatever that had the nazi marching band a couple weeks ago. bizzaro.
0
Ever since I told the Ghettobeast to leave me alone, she's been scowling at me. It's not just scowling. Oh, no. She makes a whole production out of it. Not a good production, mind you, but more like a 8th grade production of "Our Town".

Enough about the Ghettobeast.

I've seen Kill Bill Volume 1 6 times already. If you haven't seen it, go see...
Read More
0
The Ghettobeast sat on my lap today and almost brokte my legs. She later during the middle of a lecture about the CMOS stuck her tongue in my ear. Bear in mind these 3 facts. 1. I am not interested in her at all. 2. I have told her this more than once. 3. She isn't even in my class.

This means she skipped class...
Read More
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
mistereel:
ok. time to update. i need to up my post count and youre not helping me do it. so get your act together. wink
user092840:
I would have to disagree and say that Groton is the STD capitol of North America.
Fucking NAVY boys.puke
0
The Ghettobeast sat on my lap today and almost brokte my legs. She later during the middle of a lecture about the CMOS stuck her tongue in my ear. Bear in mind these 3 facts. 1. I am not interested in her at all. 2. I have told her this more than once. 3. She isn't even in my class.

This means she skipped class...
Read More
0
I made it 41 hours into my goal of staying awake for 48 hours. I blame the Jim Beam.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
unknowntrigram:
write more journal
you are supposed to be emo
whine about shit
mistereel:
yeah listen to notanemoboy
0
I've been awake for 34 hours. I better make 48.
sqook:
go go gadget sweater!
unknowntrigram:
Dude. Hawt sweater. I would be shocked if it has never gotten you laid. Now finish your profile and do more journal crap you god damn emo fuck. tongue