Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
buddha:
*crawls into your bed again* 
I had a doctor's appointment during lunch. Got my anus probed. And got the best news I've gotten in 3 years:
My cuts have healed and I'm no longer bleeding.
Sorry if I've grossed you all out.
My cuts have healed and I'm no longer bleeding.
Sorry if I've grossed you all out.
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unknowntrigram:
"MY ANUS... is BLEEDING!"
welntaod:
Wow! For such a fast appoinment, I hope you at least got a peck on the cheek. No, your other cheek... 
All kidding aside, happy to hear you left w/ good news as opposed to bad!
Wow! For such a fast appoinment, I hope you at least got a peck on the cheek. No, your other cheek... All kidding aside, happy to hear you left w/ good news as opposed to bad!Fuck.
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buddha:
cockbite fucktard
unknowntrigram:
aborted fetus snorting crusty old pornstar wannabe
Today I got a call from a guy who told me he had trouble getting his mousepad to sync up with his "USB Outlet". I put him on hold and never picked back up. His light remained lit for a half hour. I am such a prick.
NOW FOR TODAY'S 2003 IN REVIEW SEGMENT:
Funniest thing I've heard all year:
"As a woman I can...
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NOW FOR TODAY'S 2003 IN REVIEW SEGMENT:
Funniest thing I've heard all year:
"As a woman I can...
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welntaod:
"...and nothing says, 'I love you' quite like a spatula." - Spatula City commercial. 
Time for year end wrapup lists. Here are my top 10 albums of 2003:
10 Boom Boom Satellites-Photon
9 Aesop Rock-Bazooka Tooth
8 Polysics-Neu
7 Blood Brothers-Burn Piano Island Burn
6 Cat Power-You Are Free
5 Dir En Grey-Filth
4 Kill Bill-OST
3 Radiohead-Hail To The Thief
2 The Postal Service-Give Up
1 Cursive-The Ugly Organ
Don't like it. Fine. Make your own list.
10 Boom Boom Satellites-Photon
9 Aesop Rock-Bazooka Tooth
8 Polysics-Neu
7 Blood Brothers-Burn Piano Island Burn
6 Cat Power-You Are Free
5 Dir En Grey-Filth
4 Kill Bill-OST
3 Radiohead-Hail To The Thief
2 The Postal Service-Give Up
1 Cursive-The Ugly Organ
Don't like it. Fine. Make your own list.
synnove:
i'm listening to the postal service right now
I estimate I've shoveled 2-3 tons of snow in the past week. Needless to say, I'm sore.
synnove:
i think you're lying.
My mom asked me why my room was so messy. I told her it was because it was "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, SUCKA!"
I've never seen someone that confused.
I've never seen someone that confused.
welntaod:
Next time, you should brake out in song! "My laundry piles are alive....with the sound of music!" You'd have to match Julie Andrews spinning.
You'd have to match Julie Andrews spinning.Today I was at the movies and I heard some kid say "It would be really cool to have wheels instead of feet."
I'm inclined to disagree. If you've ever seen a fat man on rollerskates (I.E. me falling on my face), then you'll know why.
I'm inclined to disagree. If you've ever seen a fat man on rollerskates (I.E. me falling on my face), then you'll know why.
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luxnova:
I reminded you of a time where you may have peed your pants.
Go me.
Go me.
hippomonki:
it would also make anal sex horrible
but that means we could couple skate all of the time
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but that means we could couple skate all of the time
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Today, my glass pipe starla broke in half. She will be missed.
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0theamazingrando:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Starla! Nooooooo!
buddha:
or you could spoof a street car names desire
STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLA!
STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLA!
So sleepy, so lonely.
buddha:
*crawls into your bed*
Shhhhh.....
Shhhhh.....
hippomonki:
* slips quietly in between the two sleeping boys....*
hope the bed doesn't break....
hope the bed doesn't break....