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luxnova

Chicago-I feel most at home at Clark/Belmont, The South Loop, Wrigleyville, Lincoln Park and Halsted

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Sunday Jan 04, 2004

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My tongue is fat and I have a lisp. Give me funny things to say.
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hippomonki:
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

or

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

or

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

or

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

those should keep you busy for a while!
Jan 5, 2004
luxnova:
Hippo, I love you.
Jan 5, 2004

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