Holy fucking Jebus. You never think, living in a town like Stamford, CT that anything cool will ever happen.
Early this morning, the coolest possible thing happened.
Travis, a 170 pound chimpanzee was on the loose. It took cops 2 hours to stop him. It all happened right downtown, by the mall.
There is nothing better, in my mind, than a chimp rampage. Unless it was a pirate chimp rampage.
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Remember that. It may save your life.
Early this morning, the coolest possible thing happened.
Travis, a 170 pound chimpanzee was on the loose. It took cops 2 hours to stop him. It all happened right downtown, by the mall.
There is nothing better, in my mind, than a chimp rampage. Unless it was a pirate chimp rampage.
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Remember that. It may save your life.
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shal:
Monkeys rock. 
fishwife:
funny...i think every town is south park for a few minutes. like paris texas or whatever that had the nazi marching band a couple weeks ago. bizzaro.