I am now the assistant to the IT director of the town of Weston. I'm amazed I got the job. It was fun walking around the town hall of a quaint little snooty New England town with mascara and watermelon lip gloss on.
I was having a cig with a couple Weston cops, and listened to them rip on everybody who works there. It was...
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I was having a cig with a couple Weston cops, and listened to them rip on everybody who works there. It was...
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synnove:
watermelon lipgloss EH. am i responsible for that one? maybe i can make all the boys in the world wear watermelon lipgloss.
reverendbenzo:
All hail the sweater!
There's nothing I can really say. I'll miss you, Elliott. I'll leave you with "Say Yes", the song that saved my life.
Im in love with the world through the eyes of a girl
Whos still around the morning after
We broke up a month ago and I grew up I didnt know
Id be around the morning after
Its always been wait and see...
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Im in love with the world through the eyes of a girl
Whos still around the morning after
We broke up a month ago and I grew up I didnt know
Id be around the morning after
Its always been wait and see...
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llouys:
thats the right song for people to be remembering
thanks for seconding my fuck you to mr metallica
thanks for seconding my fuck you to mr metallica
luxnova:
All day I've just been thinking to myself "You Idiot Kid".
When things like this happen, you don't know how to feel, and I just feel so down right now, just because I don't understand.
When things like this happen, you don't know how to feel, and I just feel so down right now, just because I don't understand.
Holy fucking Jebus. You never think, living in a town like Stamford, CT that anything cool will ever happen.
Early this morning, the coolest possible thing happened.
Travis, a 170 pound chimpanzee was on the loose. It took cops 2 hours to stop him. It all happened right downtown, by the mall.
There is nothing better, in my mind, than a chimp rampage. Unless it...
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Early this morning, the coolest possible thing happened.
Travis, a 170 pound chimpanzee was on the loose. It took cops 2 hours to stop him. It all happened right downtown, by the mall.
There is nothing better, in my mind, than a chimp rampage. Unless it...
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shal:
Monkeys rock. 
fishwife:
funny...i think every town is south park for a few minutes. like paris texas or whatever that had the nazi marching band a couple weeks ago. bizzaro.
Ever since I told the Ghettobeast to leave me alone, she's been scowling at me. It's not just scowling. Oh, no. She makes a whole production out of it. Not a good production, mind you, but more like a 8th grade production of "Our Town".
Enough about the Ghettobeast.
I've seen Kill Bill Volume 1 6 times already. If you haven't seen it, go see...
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Enough about the Ghettobeast.
I've seen Kill Bill Volume 1 6 times already. If you haven't seen it, go see...
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The Ghettobeast sat on my lap today and almost brokte my legs. She later during the middle of a lecture about the CMOS stuck her tongue in my ear. Bear in mind these 3 facts. 1. I am not interested in her at all. 2. I have told her this more than once. 3. She isn't even in my class.
This means she skipped class...
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This means she skipped class...
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mistereel:
ok. time to update. i need to up my post count and youre not helping me do it. so get your act together. 
user092840:
I would have to disagree and say that Groton is the STD capitol of North America.
Fucking NAVY boys.
Fucking NAVY boys.
The Ghettobeast sat on my lap today and almost brokte my legs. She later during the middle of a lecture about the CMOS stuck her tongue in my ear. Bear in mind these 3 facts. 1. I am not interested in her at all. 2. I have told her this more than once. 3. She isn't even in my class.
This means she skipped class...
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This means she skipped class...
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I made it 41 hours into my goal of staying awake for 48 hours. I blame the Jim Beam.
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unknowntrigram:
write more journal
you are supposed to be emo
whine about shit
you are supposed to be emo
whine about shit
mistereel:
yeah listen to notanemoboy
I've been awake for 34 hours. I better make 48.
sqook:
go go gadget sweater!
unknowntrigram:
Dude. Hawt sweater. I would be shocked if it has never gotten you laid. Now finish your profile and do more journal crap you god damn emo fuck. 