Sunday Jan 04, 2004

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My tongue is fat and I have a lisp. Give me funny things to say.
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hippomonki:
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

or

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

or

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

or

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

those should keep you busy for a while!
luxnova:
Hippo, I love you.

Sunday Dec 28, 2003

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This morning, I finally saw "it"...

...BATTLE ROYALE II

I can't wait to watch it again.
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hippomonki:
edited because karma rules but you should still keep in touch!
hippomonki ooo aaa

[Edited on Dec 29, 2003 4:02PM]
bridget:
Happy New Year, kiddo!

Sunday Dec 21, 2003

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I just spent 140 bucks on some rad geek shit. That is all.
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luxnova:
Synnove-some old Dell server I'm gonna have lots of fun with.
unknowntrigram:
ooooooh... server?
i want to play w/ a server frown tongue
tho i'd spend it on geekier stuff tongue

Thursday Dec 18, 2003

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I had a doctor's appointment during lunch. Got my anus probed. And got the best news I've gotten in 3 years:

My cuts have healed and I'm no longer bleeding.

Sorry if I've grossed you all out.
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unknowntrigram:
"MY ANUS... is BLEEDING!"
welntaod:
eeek Wow! For such a fast appoinment, I hope you at least got a peck on the cheek. No, your other cheek... tongue All kidding aside, happy to hear you left w/ good news as opposed to bad!

Tuesday Dec 16, 2003

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Today I got a call from a guy who told me he had trouble getting his mousepad to sync up with his "USB Outlet". I put him on hold and never picked back up. His light remained lit for a half hour. I am such a prick.

NOW FOR TODAY'S 2003 IN REVIEW SEGMENT:

Funniest thing I've heard all year:

"As a woman I can...
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welntaod:
"...and nothing says, 'I love you' quite like a spatula." - Spatula City commercial. wink

Monday Dec 15, 2003

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Time for year end wrapup lists. Here are my top 10 albums of 2003:

10 Boom Boom Satellites-Photon
9 Aesop Rock-Bazooka Tooth
8 Polysics-Neu
7 Blood Brothers-Burn Piano Island Burn
6 Cat Power-You Are Free
5 Dir En Grey-Filth
4 Kill Bill-OST
3 Radiohead-Hail To The Thief
2 The Postal Service-Give Up
1 Cursive-The Ugly Organ

Don't like it. Fine. Make your own list.
synnove:
i'm listening to the postal service right now biggrin

Sunday Dec 14, 2003

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I estimate I've shoveled 2-3 tons of snow in the past week. Needless to say, I'm sore.
synnove:
i think you're lying.

Saturday Dec 13, 2003

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My mom asked me why my room was so messy. I told her it was because it was "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, SUCKA!"

I've never seen someone that confused.
welntaod:
Next time, you should brake out in song! "My laundry piles are alive....with the sound of music!" biggrin You'd have to match Julie Andrews spinning.

Friday Dec 12, 2003

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Today I was at the movies and I heard some kid say "It would be really cool to have wheels instead of feet."

I'm inclined to disagree. If you've ever seen a fat man on rollerskates (I.E. me falling on my face), then you'll know why.
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luxnova:
I reminded you of a time where you may have peed your pants.


Go me.
hippomonki:
it would also make anal sex horrible wink
but that means we could couple skate all of the time
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