
Goodnight everyone. MuwahahahahahahahahHaHahaAha!!!
(I got followed aronud the dancefloor tonight by my usual stalker. I have a lot of... fans in the clubs here. A lot of them. Including one who follows me not only TO both of the clubs but around them. Trying to talk to me or spank me or have me spank him or whatever. So i talk to the DJ today. DJ Joker (i dressed like the Joker to tease him). I was hammered. And so i was telling him about this stalker; Creepy Jim. Everyone in providence knows who he is. And Joker didn't believe me... until he realied that Jim was actually follows me around like a shadow and just staring at me. Like trying to drill a hole in my head wiht his eyes. You dont understand until you see him. It's awful. And joker looks at him and looks at me and in a big protective boyfriend way goes "You just give me the word and I"ll have him out of here in a second." about half an hour later he realies Jim is still staring and goes "No seriously. Just give me an excuse I"m begging you." Despite my stalker following me there I feel safe knowing the DJ/owner is on my side in the matter)
ALSO: Totally just realized one ofthe DJ's from that club is on here. And not only that he's on my friends list. AWESOME!
Speaking as an old guy, Nicholson is the best (pantsed) Joker