For some reason, ever bar/club i go to in Providence I run into this horribly Lady Gaga impersonator.
It's a drag queen (and a diva), and he's heavy and he's horrible. As in I have no coordination and im whiter than Conan O'brien and i could still have done better.
Why do i keep getting cursed into having to watch this guy?
Also: I have a sore throat. I dont know why.... it really hurts, aches like it's nobodoies business. But i dont have any other symptoms (except a slight cough which i got after the throat started to hurt). Weird.
OK: So i was wearing my "Guys like you make me want to staple my cunt shut" shirt today. And a guy came up to take my picture. Fine whatever i thought he was gay. So he goes to shake my hand, pulls it up and kisses it. So i look at him, give him my cutest smile, point at my shirt and yell "You're that guy!!!!"
It's a drag queen (and a diva), and he's heavy and he's horrible. As in I have no coordination and im whiter than Conan O'brien and i could still have done better.
Why do i keep getting cursed into having to watch this guy?
Also: I have a sore throat. I dont know why.... it really hurts, aches like it's nobodoies business. But i dont have any other symptoms (except a slight cough which i got after the throat started to hurt). Weird.
OK: So i was wearing my "Guys like you make me want to staple my cunt shut" shirt today. And a guy came up to take my picture. Fine whatever i thought he was gay. So he goes to shake my hand, pulls it up and kisses it. So i look at him, give him my cutest smile, point at my shirt and yell "You're that guy!!!!"
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pomfelo:
That's what the pink mask with the tassels is for.
pomfelo:
The tassels are EVERYWHERE.