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First off sorry about all the bitchy blogs but i've been having some shitty days lately lol. I promise with the exception of this blog right here to only post imporant stuff and if't it's unimportant to make it not so long winded and depressing.

I woke up this morning to my kitten sleeping next to me on my pillow and he started purring as soon as i opened my eyes and smiled at him. I think that means today is going to be good. Either that or it means tomorrow night he'll be sleeping on my head instead and i will die of kitten asphixation. But I'm going to go ahead and hope for the former.

OH! Ok funny story about how crazy my cats are and how my kitten will chew on/eat anything.

So after sex last night we take the condom off and drop it on a towel near the floor to cuddle right? So we're cuddling and enjoying the afterglow when all of a sudden out kitten is making weird growling noises. We look over the bed to see him teeth wrestling the condom. I immediately freak out thinking he's going to choke to death adn we go to get it and propperly dispose of it.

The kitten is scrathing us and has his jaws completely locked into it. He is not giving it up. So my boyfriend Matt holds him still and his claws down and i literally have to pry his mouth open a little and get iit out because his jaw is just locked together. I have never seen him freak out like that before but apparently sex on latex tastes good to him. Weird cat.

And as i was writing this he was chewing the last of a lollipop off my lollipop stick.

Goofy fucker lol.