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there was a bus of catholic school girls on their way home from a feildtrip and the bus skidded out of the road and hit a bridge abutment. The crash was horrible and killed all the girls on the bus. When they got to Heaven and met St. Peter at the gate they waited nervously to see what was gonna happen. St. Peter ask the first girl in line if she had ever had any experience with a penis. She replied, "oh no, i touched the head of one with my finger". He said don't fear child, dip ur finger in the holy water and pass thru the gates. The second girl(named tina) stepped up and St. Peter ask her if she had any experice with penis, Tina nervously replied, " i stroked one once" and started to weep. St. Peter told her not to worry, just wash her hands in the holy water and pass thru the gate. A girl named Laura started pushing and shoving the others out of her way to get to the front, and dismayed St. Peter ask her what was the problem? what was she doing acting that way? Laura replied, 'I see how this works now and i need to gargle before Becky gets up here and sticks her ass in the holy water".

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