I never update this bitch. I have written 18 journal entries in the last 6 months, which comes out to 3 a month.
So, what's your New Year's resolution? I don't have any, not really. I never really write them down. Perhaps I should; they (you know, "they") say that writing down your goals can help you achieve them. Ooh! I just remembered that my senior year of high school I did write down what I wanted to accomplish..........................
wow. Okay, it's like 10 minutes later. So I went to look for my diary to see what I had written down for my goals during senior year, and I had a new entry in it, from 01-02-06. I completely forgot I wrote it! I wrote it while I was drunk, it seems. So, instead of a normal journal update, I will now give you:
MY DRUNKEN JOURNAL ENTRY 01/02/2006
1/2/06
I have a swollen cankle. I twisted the dame foot I broke in 8th grade by dancing an Irish jig on New Years with Ken Tucky.*
"MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE PINE NEEDLES"*
I heart alcohol, mary jane, dirty sex, and naked girly pics!
OMG I want some weed. But if I had some I would be unable to write.
I am irresponsible with money. I must master this problem as my New Year's resolution.
I heart Chris like WOOOAAAAHH.*
He asked me to marry him while drunk on New Year's Eve during sex play.
Does that count? He said we can go ring shopping on Saturday. yay!
Why is it that I used to have so many dreams and now I just want to be married with a nice house? Did I regress to the fifties?
Girls are soooo hot. Girls ass, punani, tits, everything. And yet, I don't really want to fuck one, just fuck boys, but I totally appreciate and enjoy poon.
I wish I had my lifelong Sacramento friends like Ryan J. and Tara H. in Portland. I love that I live in PDX because I have wanted to for so long. But maybe it really is just another place to live and work like anywhere else.
I really want to be a trainer for [my company] because I hate retail and think it would rock more than my job. Hopefully it doesn't suck.
My mind is full my pen is empty.
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Okay, so I really DID write down my New Year's Resolution! Now it will come true and I will live happily ever after.
*Ken Tucky is the nickname for my roommate, also known as Kenny.
*this is a quote from an Upright Citizen's Brigade episode about cyborgs. Go watch it, it's hilarious.
*Chris is my boyfriend... err, fiance?
So, what's your New Year's resolution? I don't have any, not really. I never really write them down. Perhaps I should; they (you know, "they") say that writing down your goals can help you achieve them. Ooh! I just remembered that my senior year of high school I did write down what I wanted to accomplish..........................
wow. Okay, it's like 10 minutes later. So I went to look for my diary to see what I had written down for my goals during senior year, and I had a new entry in it, from 01-02-06. I completely forgot I wrote it! I wrote it while I was drunk, it seems. So, instead of a normal journal update, I will now give you:
MY DRUNKEN JOURNAL ENTRY 01/02/2006
1/2/06
I have a swollen cankle. I twisted the dame foot I broke in 8th grade by dancing an Irish jig on New Years with Ken Tucky.*
"MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE PINE NEEDLES"*
I heart alcohol, mary jane, dirty sex, and naked girly pics!
OMG I want some weed. But if I had some I would be unable to write.
I am irresponsible with money. I must master this problem as my New Year's resolution.
I heart Chris like WOOOAAAAHH.*
He asked me to marry him while drunk on New Year's Eve during sex play.
Does that count? He said we can go ring shopping on Saturday. yay!
Why is it that I used to have so many dreams and now I just want to be married with a nice house? Did I regress to the fifties?
Girls are soooo hot. Girls ass, punani, tits, everything. And yet, I don't really want to fuck one, just fuck boys, but I totally appreciate and enjoy poon.
I wish I had my lifelong Sacramento friends like Ryan J. and Tara H. in Portland. I love that I live in PDX because I have wanted to for so long. But maybe it really is just another place to live and work like anywhere else.
I really want to be a trainer for [my company] because I hate retail and think it would rock more than my job. Hopefully it doesn't suck.
My mind is full my pen is empty.
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Okay, so I really DID write down my New Year's Resolution! Now it will come true and I will live happily ever after.
*Ken Tucky is the nickname for my roommate, also known as Kenny.
*this is a quote from an Upright Citizen's Brigade episode about cyborgs. Go watch it, it's hilarious.
*Chris is my boyfriend... err, fiance?
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mnislahi:
thanks for the comment on my set!!
yumchen:
dude, update already. It's not like you don't have any news 