dedicated to a little chicky in iowa. hope it makes her smile at least once from my stupidity
jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
and jill came tumbling after
at the bottom was little jimmy rotten
rolling and squirming in laughter
when jack woke up, just his luck
little jimmy had stolen his ever after
then olde mother hubbard who lived in a cupboard
made poor old jack a big tub of pasta
the feed was nice to jacks delight
he got her number now he knows he'll be looked after
then along came scrooge mc duck
everyone knew him as the grumpy old fuck
little miss muffet wasn't on her tuffet
it tripped up scrooge and he kicked the bucket
humptey dumptey sat on a wall
humptey dumptey had a great fall
little miss muffet turned out was a whore
in this rhyme std's made humpey no more
~THE END~
jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
and jill came tumbling after
at the bottom was little jimmy rotten
rolling and squirming in laughter
when jack woke up, just his luck
little jimmy had stolen his ever after
then olde mother hubbard who lived in a cupboard
made poor old jack a big tub of pasta
the feed was nice to jacks delight
he got her number now he knows he'll be looked after
then along came scrooge mc duck
everyone knew him as the grumpy old fuck
little miss muffet wasn't on her tuffet
it tripped up scrooge and he kicked the bucket
humptey dumptey sat on a wall
humptey dumptey had a great fall
little miss muffet turned out was a whore
in this rhyme std's made humpey no more
~THE END~
it did indeed make me smile thank you!!
i'm just overwhelmed with school, i have such a heavy work load this semester, it's really hard to get everything done and live some sort of a normal life with friends and stuff. Plus rayna is ditching out on the lease and that adds a ton of drama.
my kitty keeps me happy though
Yeah, I am gonna have to crack the pipe - bust in half and chuck it probably. Talk soon - we are overdue for a catch-up!