lunna

It would depend on why I suddenly woke up famous.

If I had become famous for doing something, like exposing myself in grocery strores near the spaghetti sauce, then the video would probably be me exposing myself in a grocery strore near the spaghetti sauce.

If I were a famous recluse, then the video would probably just be hours and hours of my door. The audience would be in constant suspense. Would the door open? That's drama.

My video would be about dustmites. Big ones. The army of dustmites that will soon take over the world and score another victory for entropy.

Or maybe something with a lot of sex in it.

The hugs feel good, btw.