lundona

So a panda goes into a restaurant and starts to order a huge meal. The waiter brings it in entirity, followed by the bill after he notices the panda cleaning its face. The panda gets up, "thank you" smiles at the waiter then pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head

OMFG, screams the manger as he rushes over..."Why..why..whhhyyy did you kill him" The panda gives the manager a vacant stare "look it up in the dictionary dough boy!" And promptly slams the door behind him.

The manger is floored and runs to get Oxford Unabridged which just happens to be in his desk.

Pack, Pal, Panda...

PANDA: A bear like animal that eats shoots and leaves.

..get it eats..shoots... and..ahh nevermind