Received my certification for Open Water SCUBA todayyeah, Im happy.
Come home, place my water bottle on the counter knocking over my french press and it breaks. It didnt fall off the table just tipped over. I carried this mother fucking thing all over Southern California wrapped in a little piece of bubble wrap, crammed in a backpack, all fucking summer long and now it tips over and breaks?

What makes it worse is now I have to drink drip coffee!
Whoa is me, my life is sooooo bad.
Ok, that last comment is dripping with sarcasm but hey, I think its pretty bad that it broke,
So eat me!