yippee yah yeah yodeley yoo hoo!!! 
im leaving for texas on monday and im really really really really happy.
i havent been able to sleep in about a week- it all started two or three weeks ago when i started to wake up at like 6 and 7 am. and thats weird for me, cos i used to always sleep till 11 or whatever... ever since i quit my job in september.
and now... i cant fall asleep at night- not till like 1 or 2 or 3 am... and i have been waking up at 430 am!!!! its crazy im gonna go insane without any sleep. i take baths and everything to see if it gets me tired. oh well- maybe im just excited and as soon as i get to my new house in texas ill sleep better.
just so long as i dont sleep in texas with a man who tries to have anal sex with me. i could get arrested!!! so weird to me!!! anal sex or even having a dick touch my ass is illegal!!! so are dildos!!! hahah omg i cant believe it! so my dildos are no longer dildos, they have been renamed- they are now going to be named battery operated educational tools. or something like that. heheheh yeah. well...
lets just hope that when/.if i get pulled over and searched while im driving thru texas and the cop asks me what those things are - i can remember what to call those thingies and ...heheh well you get the point!!
ciao!!
maya
im leaving for texas on monday and im really really really really happy.
i havent been able to sleep in about a week- it all started two or three weeks ago when i started to wake up at like 6 and 7 am. and thats weird for me, cos i used to always sleep till 11 or whatever... ever since i quit my job in september.
and now... i cant fall asleep at night- not till like 1 or 2 or 3 am... and i have been waking up at 430 am!!!! its crazy im gonna go insane without any sleep. i take baths and everything to see if it gets me tired. oh well- maybe im just excited and as soon as i get to my new house in texas ill sleep better.
just so long as i dont sleep in texas with a man who tries to have anal sex with me. i could get arrested!!! so weird to me!!! anal sex or even having a dick touch my ass is illegal!!! so are dildos!!! hahah omg i cant believe it! so my dildos are no longer dildos, they have been renamed- they are now going to be named battery operated educational tools. or something like that. heheheh yeah. well...
lets just hope that when/.if i get pulled over and searched while im driving thru texas and the cop asks me what those things are - i can remember what to call those thingies and ...heheh well you get the point!!
ciao!!
maya
I saw a movie once where someone told a curious child that the dildo she had found was an "electric ear cleaner." Hope that bit of info helps ...
And I got the 300$ for my uniforms, but to hell with that I'm going to use that money for fun
Good Luck Out there