Ahhhhhhh!!! I think I have an eye infection! In fact, since I couldn't even open one of them when I woke up this morning, I know I have an eye infection. Guess I'll find out what it is in a couple hours when I go to the doc. Holy shit! I have no depth perception! This fucking sucks!!! I hope I don't go blind. Well I guess if it comes down to it I could always wear an eye patch and walk around saying, "I'm here to plunder ye're booty!" 
