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lumo

Durban, Kwazulu Natal

SG Since 2009

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Wednesday Jun 01, 2011

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I am exhausted at the moment, I am grading soon so I have been doing some extra training on my own and pushing harder at regular training sessions too. The fatigue is starting to show in many subtle ways: I tried to open the parking boom at work with my house gate remote.

Observe me looking haggard and doing Kung-fu things.

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I can't believe I am posting these I look like a hobo.

Apart from being harder than usual, training has also had some interesting moments. We did a conditioning exercise that involves inner fore-arm strikes to the ribs directly under the arm. This exercise is not designed for those of us with a fulsome pair of funbags. The side of my poor knockers were thoroughly knocked (I am sorry I cant resist awful puns) At least now we know that boobs too can make a Newtons cradle.



Explaining to your Sifu (the most socially awkward man in the universe) why you are having difficulty with an exercise due to your boobs is interesting. We are learning a Crane form at the moment. It's incredibly beautiful if executed correctly but we all look ridiculous at the moment. We are not doing crane, so much as chicken-fu. All and all great fodder for delirious moments of hilarity.

Also in case anyone was wondering: glutamine tastes like semen. Vassilis and I realized we both had come smile to that conclusion the other day. If I am unfriended due to excessive use of bad puns in this blog, I understand and I forgive you!

I stopped doing push-ups and working long enough to have a Durban SGZA meet-up; Photographic proof:

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Dreamfoundry




Cuddlefish




Vassilis




and Juiciness








Friends




me




It was really exciting to finally put a face to some of the people I talk to on the site:

Now I am man down with the dreaded lurgy so I am going to pump myself full of hippie meds and honey for my sore throat and sleep/read



Sick Lumo-wuss





Cayenne, Ginger, lemon and honey tea


Often I believe that wonderful sets just slip through the cracks for silly insignificant reasons, so If you haven't gone and had a look at these sets please do, I only mention a few here but really there are so many!

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Rourke: Who doesn't want to do bad things to a sexy librarian?




Bette-jean: Some of the best modeling on the site, in addition to the fact that her work is self shot.




Opale: all her work is so elegant and feminine and warm




Tarion: Come Hither eyes that will melt your face off




VIEW 25 of 43 COMMENTS
vassilis:
I love you Hippy Child biggrin
Jun 7, 2011
atlas_:
haha. Seeing this reminded me of another gif that I haven't been able to locate yet. (One that is decidedly more ... naughty.)
Jun 8, 2011

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