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Today at lunch, one of my coworkers finally got the guts to ask me about my hoodie. We were at a restraunt at the time, and it was relatively loud. I'm pretty sure no one could hear us talking, even if they were paying attention to the punk kids in Redmond.

"Isn't that," he quieted down, "a porn site?"

"Yes," I replied.

"Why would you wear a hoodie from a porn site?"

I handed him a sticker, "Wouldn't you?"

Everyone needs a little more porn in their lives. I was happy to be of service.