Every time I turn on MSNBC anymore, there is a show on jail life. Is it fascinating watching guys in the pokey?
As I was driving home today, there was a used car lot where all the hoods were up. "Yep, there is an engine. Good thing it has one of those. Wouldn't buy it if it didn't." Do people think that?
Its not like any of them looked like this:
Too Seinfeldy?
Speaking of Seinfeld, I have George Costanza moments when it comes to giving feedback on ebay. If I buy something and immediately pay for it, I've completed my end of the deal. When I get the object, I'll get notes that say, "Please leave me positive feedback and I'll do the same." Hey Fucker, how about this? I paid you your money, you give me feedback first and then when I get the item and you've completed things on your end, then I'll give you some feedback.
There are lawn nazis where I live. My door is covered with "water your lawn" notices. I don't take them down anymore since they are irrelevant. I'll get a notice one day and the next day there'll be a $10.00 off my rent coupon for keeping my lawn so nice, which of course is worthless because my job pays my rent for me. Damn lawn cult.
It's the weekend again! Bike ride tomorrow and playing Warhammer on Sunday. The bad thing about weekends is that the damn things go by way too fast.
Maybe I should end these things with a jehovah's witness fact since I was raised as one:
They have 4 day long conventions in the summer called district assemblies held at a large event center. They completely cover the mirrors in the bathroom so people don't waste their time combing their hair or making sure their lunch isn't still on their teeth.
As I was driving home today, there was a used car lot where all the hoods were up. "Yep, there is an engine. Good thing it has one of those. Wouldn't buy it if it didn't." Do people think that?
Its not like any of them looked like this:
Too Seinfeldy?
Speaking of Seinfeld, I have George Costanza moments when it comes to giving feedback on ebay. If I buy something and immediately pay for it, I've completed my end of the deal. When I get the object, I'll get notes that say, "Please leave me positive feedback and I'll do the same." Hey Fucker, how about this? I paid you your money, you give me feedback first and then when I get the item and you've completed things on your end, then I'll give you some feedback.
There are lawn nazis where I live. My door is covered with "water your lawn" notices. I don't take them down anymore since they are irrelevant. I'll get a notice one day and the next day there'll be a $10.00 off my rent coupon for keeping my lawn so nice, which of course is worthless because my job pays my rent for me. Damn lawn cult.
It's the weekend again! Bike ride tomorrow and playing Warhammer on Sunday. The bad thing about weekends is that the damn things go by way too fast.
Maybe I should end these things with a jehovah's witness fact since I was raised as one:
They have 4 day long conventions in the summer called district assemblies held at a large event center. They completely cover the mirrors in the bathroom so people don't waste their time combing their hair or making sure their lunch isn't still on their teeth.
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and I couldn't agree more about ebay sellers who do that. if you've paid them the price for the item you've won, and you've done it quickly, what else have they got to give you feedback about? muppets.