lulumae

Wow. Has it really been two weeks since I've been around? Oh crap. That's what I forgot to write on my list of things to do... "reconnect internet access at home." That goes next to "pick up drycleaning" and "milk." No joke.

So what's new? A lot is new. I got a dog. She is the cutest dog in the world. Of course, I may just a wee bit biased. She is a one year old pug and her name is Dora. Dora the Explorer. Of course, she has acquired several nicknames already, such as Little Chicken, Muffin, Noodle, Piglet, and Adora. She snorts when she breathes, and she snores very very loudly. My poor little snorty snortster. I would post a picture, but the one that was sent to me by her previous owner was on my "favorites" on the computer at work, and the computer has since been switched. Boo!

Other than Dora, what else is new? Um, I now work with two other Suicide Girls, Bettina (reception) and Malloreigh (reception). Super fun! I think that if it wasn't official, it is now. My work is the coolest workplace ever. Of seven people working there, three are SG's and three are members.

Sigh. Okay, so it's been a crazy couple of weeks. And Dora aside, there's been some annoying stuff going on. And I've had the shortest temper and the worst case of impatience these days. I mean, I want to snap. Constantly. I am just one hair short of losing it on people ALL THE TIME. I am definitely going to be one of those people who loves her dog more than people. I mean, I guess I can boil all my frustration down to one question.

Why do people do all the stupid shit that they do? WHY?

Sigh.

XOX- L and D

"I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me, and if I do, then I'll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl because, I mean, men don't marry the up-the-butt girl. Who's ever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt?"
-SATC