Strippers and hiccups
the end to a tiresome day
my life is havoc.
That was my haiku for the day. I think it's a haiku. I wasn't sure if I got the number of syllables right. I looked up "haiku" in my dictionary, but it wasn't there. HIV was, though. Interesting.
Seriously, though, I have had the hiccups for five minutes now, and I want to shoot myself. I'm so tired, and I wrote two exams in the past two days. They went very well but as a result I am deprived of sleep and relaxation. But I'm not deprived of botched breast implants, because I just got home from going to see some strippers with a couple of friends. Always good clean entertainment.
But now it is time to lie on the couch in my underwear, eat potato chips and fall asleep with the bag on my stomach. And those who know me well know that I'm not lying.
"One minute you're waiting for the sky to fall- the next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all."
XOX
*hic*
the end to a tiresome day
my life is havoc.
That was my haiku for the day. I think it's a haiku. I wasn't sure if I got the number of syllables right. I looked up "haiku" in my dictionary, but it wasn't there. HIV was, though. Interesting.
Seriously, though, I have had the hiccups for five minutes now, and I want to shoot myself. I'm so tired, and I wrote two exams in the past two days. They went very well but as a result I am deprived of sleep and relaxation. But I'm not deprived of botched breast implants, because I just got home from going to see some strippers with a couple of friends. Always good clean entertainment.
But now it is time to lie on the couch in my underwear, eat potato chips and fall asleep with the bag on my stomach. And those who know me well know that I'm not lying.
"One minute you're waiting for the sky to fall- the next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all."
XOX
*hic*
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Don't look under my bed..