Been getting to know my new home. Doing lots of walking. I found the dingiest coffee shack ever the other day. Fucking love it. It is going to be my new home. Nicest guy in the world runs it. There is WiFi there too. There are flies buzzing around, and he makes a great iced chai. Tommorow I go and find myself a comic shop...
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Travel diary 3 - Bumfuck Oregon, to Portland
Well, I made it in one piece. And today there was only one scary moment. And it was so weak it's not even worth writing down. Hardly the death defying moments of yesterday. I was told that the Oregon troopers are pretty harsh on speeders, so I stayed at a modest 70 all the way into town....
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Well, I made it in one piece. And today there was only one scary moment. And it was so weak it's not even worth writing down. Hardly the death defying moments of yesterday. I was told that the Oregon troopers are pretty harsh on speeders, so I stayed at a modest 70 all the way into town....
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otoki:
no. look at the posting times for most of my comments on the boards: 4, 5, 6 am. I'm on a fucked up schedule.
I am in bed though.
you slut,
I am in bed though.
you slut,

otoki:
What the fuck are you talking about?? You're a self-proclaimed slut!! Christ on a cross.
I'll chat sometime. I've got company right now.
I'll chat sometime. I've got company right now.
Travel Diary Day two Billings to.......Someplace in fucking Oregon, I dunno.
The day started off so good. I put on the blue grass banjo CD and cruised through Big sky country. It's pretty aptly named. Montana is a gorgeous HUGE place. Felt like I could see for hundreds of miles. I had to open up my mind and my body so wide to accomadate everything...
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The day started off so good. I put on the blue grass banjo CD and cruised through Big sky country. It's pretty aptly named. Montana is a gorgeous HUGE place. Felt like I could see for hundreds of miles. I had to open up my mind and my body so wide to accomadate everything...
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pinkokitty:
Moving to Portland, are we? Best public transit in the States, from what I hear. I'm gunning for Whidbey Island in Puget Sound by March of next year, where it's entirely likely I'll live in a parked motor home for months on end. Fun stuff. Welcome to the West.
..and...there's something mighty lovely about travelling the speed limit. Leads to deep breathing and extended orgasms, I promise.
..and...there's something mighty lovely about travelling the speed limit. Leads to deep breathing and extended orgasms, I promise.
pinkokitty:
indeed, these things happen.
..keeps it interesting, tho'.
..keeps it interesting, tho'.
Travel Diary - Day One Moorhead to Billings
I think I like driving in Heavy wind even less than I like driving in heavy snow or ice. I got blown all over the road. Had crazy weather. Was cold and windy as shit. Western North Dakota/Eastern Montana still has some snow, I thought I saw some tornados forming, but it was just my paranoia and...
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I think I like driving in Heavy wind even less than I like driving in heavy snow or ice. I got blown all over the road. Had crazy weather. Was cold and windy as shit. Western North Dakota/Eastern Montana still has some snow, I thought I saw some tornados forming, but it was just my paranoia and...
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parks:
perhaps the best entry ever
rest stop masturbation was the best
rest stop masturbation was the best
parks:
I decided I didn't have the right state of mind to pull off wearing a hat today, oh well
I do like your golfer hat though, it's pretty swell
I do like your golfer hat though, it's pretty swell
Gas stations in Montana have wireless access!! How fucking cool is that?! Full report in a few hours when I make it to Billings.
Well, I'm leaving. Whenever I wake up, I'll be driving off. I may be posting travel thoughts if I can find internet access over the next 3 days. If anyone would like to chat and keep me company in my motels I will hopefully be on AIM as lukebunny. Byebye midwest.
parks:
byebye lukebunny, it's times like these I wish I could get my AIM to work
check your e-mail before you leave
check your e-mail before you leave
judas:
ur rad. i'll be online the next couple days intermittently. i hope your car doesn't die.
did you get my discs?
did you get my discs?
When I decided to move to Portland, everything in my life was floating around with some titanic like turds in the toilet. Things have gotten so, so much better in the last month or so. I've met alot of people that I like. I've re connected with the couple friends that I have here. I've been ahem.....Physical with some people. It's making it hard to...
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parks:
I think you should go, I'll miss you
but then I'll have a reason to visit Portland


frankmask:
Muahahaha. If you only knew the Power of the Dark Side, you would not linger on this decision.
So, Judas did a good job of Pimping my comic a few weeks back, so I thought I would put it up myself and see if I can get some reactions. It was accepted into an Anthology called True Porn 2 and will be coming out sometime in the summer I believe. Any criticisms and what have you are welcomed and encouraged. And yes, it...
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toneski:
i guess it's plastiq phantom, i was close.
once i find out if that mix got to ya, I will send this song I am talking about.
once i find out if that mix got to ya, I will send this song I am talking about.
otoki:
That was a really great comic, story and art both. Very well executed.
In the spirit of Pam and cube:
FAGGOT!!
Now then...
Are you going to be at the party on the 30th? At who the fuck knows where? Me too. Great. See ya there.
In the spirit of Pam and cube:
FAGGOT!!
Now then...
Are you going to be at the party on the 30th? At who the fuck knows where? Me too. Great. See ya there.
I felt something pop. I looked, and I was indeed leaking brain juice out of my ear. Startling development. I have been eating peanuts all day. judas believes that there should be an egyptian god named Tummu who is the god of peanuts. I feel a little out of it today. Fighting with the Ex. 5 days to go. Hopefully I can make it with...
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parks:
awesome, other peoples' sugar daddies have always been a great source of amusement for me
judas:
my large head is only figurative. and infrequent.
So I had a pretty great weekend. That is a novelty. I got to Dance to Pailhead. That always makes me happy, I flailed and spun aorund alot. I got winded after 2 songs. I am so out of practice. But very fun anyway. I went to a party at Roby's place on friday night, and did my whole "Akward, twitchy, water drinking, not...
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mutiny:
I LICKED A FETUS.
mwahaha.
dead baby conversations are the best. <3 dead baby jokes are even better...
what's better than tying a dead baby to a clothesline then swinging it around as fast as you can?
here's a pic of you and claire i didn't post while you think of the answer to my joke:
back to the joke:
stopping it with a shovel!
mwahaha. i'm so un-pc.
[edit]
peee. esssss. you effing rule.
[Edited on Apr 26, 2005 1:10AM]


dead baby conversations are the best. <3 dead baby jokes are even better...
what's better than tying a dead baby to a clothesline then swinging it around as fast as you can?
here's a pic of you and claire i didn't post while you think of the answer to my joke:

back to the joke:
stopping it with a shovel!
mwahaha. i'm so un-pc.
[edit]
peee. esssss. you effing rule.

[Edited on Apr 26, 2005 1:10AM]
Speaking of which, did I ever send that track that reminded me of the comic?
your truth can't be that bad....I mean it's not like you are GAY or anything... :p