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lukebunny

Syracuse, N.Y.

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Thursday Apr 14, 2005

Apr 14, 2005
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I fucking hate everyone today. The only thing I like are my Dinosaurs Attack! cards I have hanging on my wall. They are the only things that don't lie to me. I can't wait to get my original comic art to hang also. My love life needs staff. It needs help going to the bathroom and taking care of itself. It is having a corn cob forcibly inserted into it's colon as we speak.

Who fucking cares about the presidential I POD!?

Something I wrote a few months back. I feel lazy so I'll toss this up instead.


So the president was in my town yesterday giving a speech about his plan for Social Security. I pay no attention to local events (which is something I feel I need to change) so I didn't find out until it was too late for me to go. Apparently, a group of local Fargo-Moorhead Democracy for America Meetup group members were banned from entering the arena to hear the speech. The group has been vocal in it's opposition to the Bush administration in general and the war in Iraq in particular. You wanna show the good video clip on the 6 oclock news, no dissenting voices allowed. Can you imagine if hecklers had been allowed in? After the 3rd or 4th chant of "4 more wars!!" the president, the most powerfull man in the world would have been reduced to a quivering, stuttering heap of artificial circuitry and bottled tan.

I had thought that the public seeing that man fumble, mispronounce, and lie for the last 4 years they would have gladly booted his smug ass out. But I was wrong. It seems they need something drastic to break through their haze of patriotism and the all powerfull fear of hot Man on Man fucking.

They need to see what I have seen.

They need to see the president as I have seen him. A small man. Him and his evil minions of Doomy Doom Abusing an array of defenseless animals. The presidents small scaly cock cruelly penetrating a racoon while it wails it's awful screech. Karl Rove sucking down gallons of semen from a beautifull Arabian horse. Condy Rice taking shaft at all ends from, what appears to be an otter, A tiger, and a 3 toed sloth. Truly a horror beyond description. The public needs to see these people in the throes of unholy passion. Then, and only then, will they be able to admit and accept the fact that not only does the president have a remarkably small penis....He can't even satisfy a racoon.




And no. I will not burn you a copy of the video.

Feb 4th 2005
judas:
you're so silly!

i don't lie to you.
Apr 14, 2005
judas:
next weekend works for me--there's a party on the 23rd that should be hot as hell that you can come to. so, the 22nd, we could go to corrosion, and then saturday night to this party, if you wanted to stay two nights.

otherwise, i'm booked solid until the middle of may.
Apr 14, 2005

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