Wal-mart greeter...
Body: A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The mean-acting woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's...
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Body: A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The mean-acting woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's...
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whiteout:
Nice.
kamuela:
HAHAHA!!! thats awesome. I'm gonna use that one at work.
i know its old but it still makes me laugh
spooky520:
funny stuff
oooopppps
mayarix:
Thanks for wishing me luck! I have heard its not hard but I'm going to read up. There's no such thing as knowing too much, the Mafia and other dangerous groups aside.
mayarix:
Womanhood is indeed great! Amen sistah! Hehe.
One more thing for today. I freakin hate liers but even more I hate stupid liars.
Ohhh gawd it pisses me off.... and I will shut up about it and leave it at this...as justin said "What goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around."
I just had to get that off my chest. *cracks knuckles*
Ohhh gawd it pisses me off.... and I will shut up about it and leave it at this...as justin said "What goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around."
I just had to get that off my chest. *cracks knuckles*
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mrsted_stryker:
OK...who do I need to hunt down and hurt?? NO ONE hurts my lady!!!
I miss you!!!
I miss you!!!
spooky520:
i agree with mary,,,,,get em hun

This is something my new friend MayariX wrote in her blog. She's the bomb and has a great way of expressing her feelings and this is sooo true I had to share it....
"I prefer to just think of myself as a very confident woman who knows what she wants. I have zero drama in my life, namely because I don't let drama enter. I...
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"I prefer to just think of myself as a very confident woman who knows what she wants. I have zero drama in my life, namely because I don't let drama enter. I...
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It's 3:00 and I just got home. Thanks to all, I had a great time. It's awesome to have new friends to do things with. Loved Burlesque Noir, can't wait to see those ladies again. After I left the club some dude ran me down and gave me free tickets to some show so if I don't use them I'll give them to whoever.
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mayarix:
Heh. It was nice to meet you Luh. Too bad we didn't have that many others.
But next time we get together I'll bet that'll be different.

whiteout:
Burlesque rocks.
YAY!!! I have deposits for two puppies that won't even be born till next year. YAY!!! That's good cause that will help with the insemination and c-section cost for my two girls to have pups. If anyone else is wanting a AKC reg. Champ. Bulldog puppy I'm taken deposits now. And yes I can ship them. My male was shipped in from Ukraine and my...
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I'm going shopping. I need to go to Hot Topic and a few other places to find some Slutty Clothes.
I have decided that I must continue to do things on my own. Even though it's nice to have someone to lean on sometimes..... BUT if you lean too long MOST people will let you fall and then walk right over top of you and...
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I have decided that I must continue to do things on my own. Even though it's nice to have someone to lean on sometimes..... BUT if you lean too long MOST people will let you fall and then walk right over top of you and...
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mayarix:
Hear hear... Luh. I am RIGHT THERE with you today.
Can't wait to see you tomorrow.
Can't wait to see you tomorrow.

whiteout:
Being someones knight in shining armor is not all it's cracked up to be either.
You are a lot like me.
I'd like to believe that if I try to be happy, I will be somehow.
You are a lot like me.
I'd like to believe that if I try to be happy, I will be somehow.
The guy I hired is now fired. Back to square-one. At least I got the hot water heater fixed.
OOO and the goddess Ginary, her set was rejected!!! Was someone smoken crack?
Go look at it, it's amazing!

OOO and the goddess Ginary, her set was rejected!!! Was someone smoken crack?
Go look at it, it's amazing!
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whiteout:
Wonderful. People are fun.
kamuela:
yeah, it's not about me, i'll get mine. I'm just tired of so many others talkin and not doin.
I feel better now that I found someone to do all the work around here that needs to be done. My hot water heater went out so I hired someone to put a new one in along with a new tub, ceiling fans and a dish washer. Gunna cost me some cash but what doesn't.
I had thought about getting an apartment but that would...
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I had thought about getting an apartment but that would...
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brightredscream:
I was floored by her - until I learned that it's a spinning pole..then I wasn't as impressed.
But she's still an INCREDIBLE pole dancer regardless.
But she's still an INCREDIBLE pole dancer regardless.
pantsr4squares:
Awesome video. I'm glad you got your house fixed up. Hope everything else is great!