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Tuesday Jul 31, 2007

Jul 31, 2007
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Wal-mart greeter...
Body: A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The mean-acting woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice. Have a good day!"

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
whiteout:
Nice.
Jul 31, 2007
kamuela:
HAHAHA!!! thats awesome. I'm gonna use that one at work.
Jul 31, 2007

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