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Friday Oct 01, 2004

Oct 1, 2004
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I've had a very bizarre day.

It all began with a phone call from my fiancee explaing to me the conversation she had with my mother yesterday.

Back up - I am currently on anti-depressants and have been for a couple months (I get mood swings. Big deal.). Apparently, they can be hell on your sex-drive. However, it doesn't seem to have affected me as sex between N and I keeps getting better and better.

Fastforward to yesterday - while talking to my mother, N mentioned in a JOKING manner the possibility of me having a diminished sex-drive due to my anti-depressants. Here's how my mother responded:

"Well if you find my son's erections aren't satisfactory, we could always take him off of them or reduce his doseage."

eeek

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo-stick....I did not need to wake up to a story involving my mother discussing the quality of my erections with my fiancee.

N was equally taken aback - and that little bitch had me convinced for the rest of the conversation that her reply was: "Well, you don't have to worry about that because your son just fucked my brains out last weekend."

eeek

Right before I had to leave for work is when she told me she was only kidding. In a way I kinda wish she really DID say that but I'm glad she didn't.

The rest of the day was full of more weirdness. I heard a stiory about when one of my students shit in a bag at a school-sponsored camping trip....then I heard another story about girls snorting crushed percoset on dorm....then there was the kid who got expelled today for stealing $100 from another student....and then there was the conversation with one of my colleagues who's telling me all the intricate details about about how he cheats on his fiancee....

I can only take so much weirdness in one day. I'm going to curl up under a blanket with some hot coco and a good movie and not talk to anyone for the next 24 hours.
VIEW 25 of 31 COMMENTS
egon:
ooh, you'll get your's in kickball. Watchout!
Oct 5, 2004
lielock:
A ride would be cool..I always always drive...are you going to the show too?
I live near Eviltwin like south philly and yeah dude he better not be talkin smack about me...I haven't talked to him for a bit (the other week when I was a little drunk so I don't think that counts) he has been so busy.
So yeah if you wanna give me a ride that would be cool.
Oct 5, 2004

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