lufy

I have a migrane right now.

My skull feels like it's trying to eat its way out of my skin.

Tell me a joke to make me feel better. Please?
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My head is killing me so much that I forgot to add: Favorite Student Anecdotes of the Week.
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Since we've just gotten back from Thanksgiving break, this week's edition is brought to you by the teachers of the fine school from where I work.

A teacher recently sent this email to the entire faculty:

Teacher Email: "I'll be away from school on the 9th and so I'll need someone to cover my ASS."
(She meant, of course, for someone to cover her "CLASS". No, we will never let her live this down, and, yes, she had to explain the meaning of it to the headmaster.)

I just found out that the German teacher here (who has his doctorate in music) wrote a musical in 2003 and had it performed by a local theater company. It's called "The Good European" and it's about (I kid you not) Friedrich Nietzsche! How's THAT for kickin' Broadway's ass?