luddite

Nice. I suck at coming up with Halloween costumes. I've never been a wrestler. One year I was an Islamic terrorist. Well, not intentionally, but I could have passed for one. This was long before WTC and of that.

I haven't been to Rumours in forever. True, there are plenty of girls there. But it's kind of a lame place most of the time.

Hey, you know Hulk Hogan has his own energy drink right? I ordered a 12 pack on some website. Can't wait to drink that shit and get psyched daddy!! I also ordered some of JR's beef jerky. I figure i'll pound the energy drink, chomp on the jerky, and being a fucking animal, toss back a couple Horsemen vitamins and overdose on badassness.

When I worked at Elements in Win River, I'd usually work Friday and Saturday night. That place could get weird. Some nights there would be creepy 40 year old women grabbing on ya, then another there would be hot 21 year olds wall to wall. It kind of sucks having a hot drunk girl flirting with you while you're working. Sort of like trying to eat a steak with your hands tied behind your back. You might eventually get it down, but you have to wait a while and by then it's usually cold and past it's born-on date. whatever the fuck that means.

Picard in dreds is a site to see, let me tell ya.

John Cena fucking rules!!!!

He can fucking strangle you with a cordless phone, that's how bad he is. That's how he rolls. He'll put you in a headlock just by looking at you a certain way. Nutty. He beat the Ultimate Warrior from inside his mothers womb. He's a fucking savage!!11!!!!!!



Al Pacino Fears John Cena!