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I is the perpendicular pronoun. This night has been an unmitigated success. I have drank (around so many too much) whiskey and (only a little - honest) beer more than I should have and still have made a complete arsehole of myself in company that I felt completely comfortable making such a spectacle of myself in front of. I did, I shall admit, descend the conversation into an existentialist hypothesis of non-existence at one stage but somebody, the sweet angel, had the good grace to sush me gently to silence. People of such calibre should be shot at people like me. I am deliriously happy and content at the moment. Mu typing sucks and is about sixteen light years behind my thought process, so what you are actually reading is the ramblings of a whatever year old that is not consistently solid in this realm of objects and ontological musings. God I am a bore. At any rate I probably know more about the foundation of American off Broadway theatre than I did a while ago. Drink is the answer to many issues but not the question of sobriety. If I was sober and compos mentis I would mock me from afar, but not let me see me less I would be embarrassed at the resulting civilised and innocuous stammering and redness of embarrassment that such trivial derision would cause in a wretch like me. Do spiders feel pain? Not just the emotional rejection of the two legged dominant species who decry the movement of said gracious consumers of all things six legged, but can they pull their Achilles tendon as they reach out for the last vestiges of fly which they wish to gobble? Does their spider doctor say to the - 'favour the third leg on the left as you have a slight muscular stain in the fourth pes anserinus profondus? I really hope not. People are fantastic. I feel like I have an affinity with someone at the moment but I do not know who. Perhaps it is my inner child? I think that I would not like to babysit it as it has probably more of a clue as to what is going on than I do. I have shamed my nation. I am a worm. I have killed many a worm when I went fishing (I was young at the time and did not fully comprehend the heinous crime which I was committing) and I really hope that if I am a worm I dont get eaten by a fish - not a perch anyway, if it was a salmon, and it had some knowledge, the maybe. Do I put commas in the correct place? Suicide girls is an alright place. I wish I wasn't such a lazy sod and updated my blog even ever so slightly more, but then I would only be adding to the clod and it probably rains more than enough on everybody. Whom so ever reads this you have my undying respect, gratitude, love and general affability. Please remember to conjugate the verb
Amen