Well, i've decided what i want to do with my life.
Ok, sometimes i get hungry so first i will get Rachel Ray from the food network. I'll abduct her at gun point and make her cook me three delicious meals every day. She'll cook up some kind of dish geared towards "the average guy" and then we'll eat man-sized portions and watch football together. It should be a hoot.
Ok next i'll need a drinking buddy. Here's where i kidnap Bob Saget. Bob Saget is one down ass motherfucker imo, and i think he'd be an excellent guy to sit around taking shots of hard liqour with. He'd tell jokes and delightful acedotes about working on the set of full house. I really don't think i can go wrong here.
Well, i need a new band because my old one didn't work out, and i miss playing music. A good place to start is kidnapping mike patton. I've always admired his creativity and free spirited antics, and i think i could really contribute if i had him as a partner. I just hope he works well with a gun trained to his head at all times.
Not everyone knows this, but i love trivia games. Really, my head is like a vault full of useless information. I guess i'll get Alex tribeck. He seems like a nice guy to sit around playing trivial pursuit with. Fine, Alex tribeck it is.
Some of you might be thinking that i'm pretty selfish to rip these peoples lives apart and use them for personal benefit. You might think it's not fair to keep these great people all to myself and not share them with the rest of the world who loves them so much. For that i don't really have an answer. Yeah, i guess.
Ok, sometimes i get hungry so first i will get Rachel Ray from the food network. I'll abduct her at gun point and make her cook me three delicious meals every day. She'll cook up some kind of dish geared towards "the average guy" and then we'll eat man-sized portions and watch football together. It should be a hoot.
Ok next i'll need a drinking buddy. Here's where i kidnap Bob Saget. Bob Saget is one down ass motherfucker imo, and i think he'd be an excellent guy to sit around taking shots of hard liqour with. He'd tell jokes and delightful acedotes about working on the set of full house. I really don't think i can go wrong here.
Well, i need a new band because my old one didn't work out, and i miss playing music. A good place to start is kidnapping mike patton. I've always admired his creativity and free spirited antics, and i think i could really contribute if i had him as a partner. I just hope he works well with a gun trained to his head at all times.
Not everyone knows this, but i love trivia games. Really, my head is like a vault full of useless information. I guess i'll get Alex tribeck. He seems like a nice guy to sit around playing trivial pursuit with. Fine, Alex tribeck it is.
Some of you might be thinking that i'm pretty selfish to rip these peoples lives apart and use them for personal benefit. You might think it's not fair to keep these great people all to myself and not share them with the rest of the world who loves them so much. For that i don't really have an answer. Yeah, i guess.