luckyspacerocket

in regards to myspace....

Has anyone else seen this banner ad on here for the phillips norelco bodygroom? What in the fuck? For those of you who have not yet laid eyes upon this monstrosity allow me to paint for you a picture of the most grotesque. We see a strapping young gentleman standing in naught but his bathrobe quite sugestively handling a pair of christmas ornaments. The shot then pans out as the ornaments drop in front of the young mans genitals and the banner tells us that we may now shave everywhere... WHAT IN THE FUCK??? Has society fallen so far that ball shaving is being openly advertised now? Isn't this website primarily for teenagers? Are there hordes of hairless teens just running around shaving and bleaching each others assholes and balls? To what end does a man shave his balls? What can this possibly accomplish and how has it become so accepted as to deserve a banner ad on one of the most popular websites on the entire interweb? This is yet another sign of the gayifying of America. Watch yourselves people cause if this trend continues we'll all be sucking cock, suturing fissures in our rectums and having water enemas to release impacted feces. To Phillips Norelco I cry foul, faggotry and offically add you to the list of those who will be up against the wall when the revolution comes. And when the revolution does in fact come its gonna be hairy, its gonna be real fuckin hairy.