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luckyp

Cincinnati, OH and Washington, DC

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Monday Apr 25, 2005

Apr 25, 2005
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I RULE:
Unloaded a full size couch, armchair and loveseat from the cargo van and brought them into the house BY MYSELF yesterday! Yup, couldn't wait for the testosterone to get there. Gotta love physics.
Now if only I could find a vibrator that likes to cuddle...
kiss
--l*P
VIEW 25 of 36 COMMENTS
hadesjones:
Hello my name is Xlr9.5 and I will be your personal sexbot for the day. Flexible yet firm, long lasting, and capable of variable speeds and vibrational frequencies I will be sure to suit your every need and whim.

And let's not forget I can move heavy boxes AND look good with the furniture. It's true, oft times I've overheard many a houseguest comment to my previous master, "Wow that's a funny looking lamp, but kinda sexy. Now where does the bulb go?"

And I'll have you know this unit is in fact equipped with the state-of-the-art in cuddling technology. You can just call me Cuddle-Tron.

love love love

Hades love
May 2, 2005
judypatricia:
kiss
May 4, 2005

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