I don't know why, but fuck, i found this so funny.
lillie_:
Dramatic Kitty!! Almost as funny as dramatic chipmunk
conjure:
That's fucking great. 
I don't know why, but fuck, i found this so funny.
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helly:
What are they saying? Make Mitchy talk to them!
lockeblade:
Hi abby!!! Just wanted to stop in and say hi Miss me yet? hehe *hugs* tell me exciting stuff. Make helly stay on SG. That is all
Miss me yet? hehe *hugs* tell me exciting stuff. Make helly stay on SG. That is allI found a cocoon down my shirt.
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missshell:
i just woke up and read that as i found a cocoon in my shit and after typing a comment stating why the fuck were you looking through your turds i re-read it before i clicked submit and realised that i either need more sleep or a really strong coffee
elichrusos:
If you're growing cocoons, maybe you're moving too slowly? I perscribe an eighties dance montage, with the worst music you can possibly find.
(PS: It was super awesome to meet you, even if I did go all "Bars are loud and I'm a deaf grandmother"on you guys)
(PS: It was super awesome to meet you, even if I did go all "Bars are loud and I'm a deaf grandmother"on you guys)
Britney Spears can go to hell.
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autumnfade:
aww what did Britney ever do to you?
eyesofatragedy:
but britney loves you, she told me the other day.. she was all ' you know that abby girl? i really love her' 
Timmo took me out for dinner last night.
Then we stopped in for a drink at the pub.
I won $600.
wooooooo.
Then we stopped in for a drink at the pub.
I won $600.
wooooooo.
the_boss:
God I wish I could win money 
lucky...chucks...
lucky...chucks...
natatree:
$600! WOW. The most I've ever won is $10 
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tymelesseq:
just the stupid flu.
helly:
Hello love!
So last night was fun...
Went to a friends 30th.
got drunk..had a blast.
So E, as i will call her, is still writing dumb blogs about me and Tim.
She wont let it go. Its totally unprovoked which is weird.
I don't know why she continues, because in the blogs in says she doesn't care about us anymore and shes over it.
Obviously not...
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Went to a friends 30th.
got drunk..had a blast.
So E, as i will call her, is still writing dumb blogs about me and Tim.
She wont let it go. Its totally unprovoked which is weird.
I don't know why she continues, because in the blogs in says she doesn't care about us anymore and shes over it.
Obviously not...
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helly:
She is insane.........This is my eye 
I talked to Kel and if its cool with you, I need you here tomorrow, my other eye is fucked up now. I need to see a doctor, it hurts, I am sure that Timmo is sick of me for whining. 
I talked to Kel and if its cool with you, I need you here tomorrow, my other eye is fucked up now. I need to see a doctor, it hurts, I am sure that Timmo is sick of me for whining.
helly:
I AM SO FUCKING PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*delete.*
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helly:
Why delete? Also how was the party last night?
helly:
My Bup bup has been walking past all day. He waved and 'bup bupped' at me. I think he was saying "Tell Abby hello" Hahahahahaha
A big fuck YES to :
New keyboards that dont have Southern Comfort in them.
New mates.
When you buy things and they scan at half the price.
New tattoos.
Tiny little plastic pegs.
Karma Dusting Powder.
Patton.
Paper cranes.
Wooden Chinese fans.
V.
Sweet, sweet cigarettes.
A big fuck NO to:
Humidity.
Fuckwit cunts from Newcastle.
Molars.
Cleaning.
Impending doom.
Pimples.
The thought of...
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New keyboards that dont have Southern Comfort in them.
New mates.
When you buy things and they scan at half the price.
New tattoos.
Tiny little plastic pegs.
Karma Dusting Powder.
Patton.
Paper cranes.
Wooden Chinese fans.
V.
Sweet, sweet cigarettes.
A big fuck NO to:
Humidity.
Fuckwit cunts from Newcastle.
Molars.
Cleaning.
Impending doom.
Pimples.
The thought of...
Read More
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helly:
Bwahahahahahaha!
helly:
You should look for the seth green take off video of that. I have seen it on youtube. I would find it for you but at work......well its kinda like using a computer from the jurassic era.
so this bitch wrote a blog about me.
''''it's always funny to hear some chicks talking about needing more female friends.... it ain't that hard.... all you have to do is not be a scoundrel...not be more interested in the blokes around than the girls that will be there forever... and i spose the number one rule is DON'T SCREW OVER THE GOOD FEMALE FRIENDS...
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''''it's always funny to hear some chicks talking about needing more female friends.... it ain't that hard.... all you have to do is not be a scoundrel...not be more interested in the blokes around than the girls that will be there forever... and i spose the number one rule is DON'T SCREW OVER THE GOOD FEMALE FRIENDS...
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speedway74:
be glad you moved if this is the shit that happens as soon as you do, sounds like someone had a crush on you
naepier:
fuk that cunt, tell her to fuk off and go do some more shit tattoos...
and who uses the word scoundrel? just coz she fuks an old man, dont mean she gotta speak like one!
BAHAHAHA
u rule abbz, dont let her make u think differently
and who uses the word scoundrel? just coz she fuks an old man, dont mean she gotta speak like one!
BAHAHAHA
u rule abbz, dont let her make u think differently