Mental dream.....
This was my ACTUAL DREAM on Tuesday nightthis week. I havent made it up. Its what I call a 'movie dream' - 'cos it all ran very smoothly like a proper story and I can remember it all very vividly.
Any interpretations/comments are welcome.
enjoy...
To begin. I am living in a small mobile caravan with Clint Eastwood. It's a modern type of caravan - but it's not fancy or anything. That doesn't matter to us as we are in lurrrvvvve. Soon I tell Clint that I'm not feeling very well and he decided to drive us up North (Scotland) so I can get some fresh air etc
We drive up and park beside a beautiful big Loch with a wee village beside it. We go into the wee village and bump into Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes (!?!). It ends up with us having a go-kart race with them - the two teams are neck and neck, so Clint takes out the engines and Tom and I have a head to head pedal race I win.
Then I am in the town where I grew up. I notice that one of the trees beside the church has grown too large (I dunno?) and so I fly up to the top and trim off the top part (it's a pointy evergreen tree) Next thing you know there is a mob after me because I trimmed the tree (I thought I was being nice) and I'm flying up and hiding on top of nearby houses. Then the mob changes their tune and they are all happy and rejoicing because they say that angels are real and they have come to visit them. They have a fair. I go down and I'm walking around amongst them trying to see these 'angels'.
In fact they are suicide girls in V.raunchy outfits . But I know that they are actually devils!!! They are handing out (and I CANNOT explain this) yoghurt coated raisinsbut they are all different colours. And for some reason I know that whoever eats these raisins will go to hell.
But I have special powers (as I almost always do in my dreams) and so I go up to the nearest chick and she gives me some blue coated raisins. I pop them in my mouth and then I snog the chick and push some of them into her mouth whilst I'm at it.
Now we are in a giant club type thing and all the girls are pole dancers (raunchy outfits not naked) - so am I. All my pals and my real boyfriend Alan are their and they are having great fun.
This next bit was SO FUN!! Its not just poles for us to dance on. There are swings and trampolines and pools full of baby oil etc.. Everyone is running about now having a great time. It's like a giant mental playground (but quite saucy)
Then I got woken up
Its also worth adding that I dont really fancy Clint eastwood, and I never went to church or anything.
This was my ACTUAL DREAM on Tuesday nightthis week. I havent made it up. Its what I call a 'movie dream' - 'cos it all ran very smoothly like a proper story and I can remember it all very vividly.
Any interpretations/comments are welcome.
enjoy...
To begin. I am living in a small mobile caravan with Clint Eastwood. It's a modern type of caravan - but it's not fancy or anything. That doesn't matter to us as we are in lurrrvvvve. Soon I tell Clint that I'm not feeling very well and he decided to drive us up North (Scotland) so I can get some fresh air etc
We drive up and park beside a beautiful big Loch with a wee village beside it. We go into the wee village and bump into Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes (!?!). It ends up with us having a go-kart race with them - the two teams are neck and neck, so Clint takes out the engines and Tom and I have a head to head pedal race I win.
Then I am in the town where I grew up. I notice that one of the trees beside the church has grown too large (I dunno?) and so I fly up to the top and trim off the top part (it's a pointy evergreen tree) Next thing you know there is a mob after me because I trimmed the tree (I thought I was being nice) and I'm flying up and hiding on top of nearby houses. Then the mob changes their tune and they are all happy and rejoicing because they say that angels are real and they have come to visit them. They have a fair. I go down and I'm walking around amongst them trying to see these 'angels'.
In fact they are suicide girls in V.raunchy outfits . But I know that they are actually devils!!! They are handing out (and I CANNOT explain this) yoghurt coated raisinsbut they are all different colours. And for some reason I know that whoever eats these raisins will go to hell.
But I have special powers (as I almost always do in my dreams) and so I go up to the nearest chick and she gives me some blue coated raisins. I pop them in my mouth and then I snog the chick and push some of them into her mouth whilst I'm at it.
Now we are in a giant club type thing and all the girls are pole dancers (raunchy outfits not naked) - so am I. All my pals and my real boyfriend Alan are their and they are having great fun.
This next bit was SO FUN!! Its not just poles for us to dance on. There are swings and trampolines and pools full of baby oil etc.. Everyone is running about now having a great time. It's like a giant mental playground (but quite saucy)
Then I got woken up
Its also worth adding that I dont really fancy Clint eastwood, and I never went to church or anything.
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littleaardvark:
Well, that was my first dream analysis! I do not intend on taking up psycho analysis.
mark_plus_beer:
as long as the dog does not get a hammer and go for me oldboy style i'm happy