sign #486 that lucky's getting old.....i didnt even drink yesterday (st. patrick's day, for my mentally challenged little buddies) and im fucking irish! what the hell's the matter with me? im about a half step away from getting dentures, wearing dark socks with sandals, and yelling at those punk kids next door to get off my lawn.
will somebody help me?
but i digress. y'all probably thought i was kidding about us meeting up in the bahamas, which is usually a safe assumption with me, but i actually think it would be fun as hell. everybody get your board shorts and bikinis/speedos and meet me there on december 13th (my birthday). seriously, though, if anyone wears a speedo im not talking to you until you change. and if anyone thinks im gonna ride a tandem bike with them, they can think again.
will somebody help me?
but i digress. y'all probably thought i was kidding about us meeting up in the bahamas, which is usually a safe assumption with me, but i actually think it would be fun as hell. everybody get your board shorts and bikinis/speedos and meet me there on december 13th (my birthday). seriously, though, if anyone wears a speedo im not talking to you until you change. and if anyone thinks im gonna ride a tandem bike with them, they can think again.
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come back. I need you to make me laugh!