has this ever happened to anyone else (and if you say it hasnt your chalk full of shit)? your out in public or anywhere with other people around and its hot and your ass starts to sweat and the little sweat beads roll down into your crack and tickle your buns and you get all itchy and uncomfortable but theres nothing you can do about it unless you want everyone to think "hmmm, that guy... uuhh... yeah.... yeah he's pickin his ass alright. look honey, look at the asspicker." 
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ratgirl:
you know, it's always been a fantasy of mine to stick sausages down someone's throat....
roxypixie:
Yes, I believe I could do that. Does that score me more ninja points then?