Just a bit of advice...
Do not try to kill spiders with fire.
It was NOT a good idea to try and kill the spider who lives under my porch with a home made blow torch (arisol can & lighter). This fucker has had a vendetta against me for weeks and I saw a great opportunity to take the son of a bitch down. I was so focused on lighting HIM on fire I lacked the attention span to take note of the fact that every time I missed him I was still layin' down FIRE. So after all was said and done the spider lived to fight another day and I lit my fucking door frame on fire. It's charred and black but maybe I should just tell everyone it's the new look and part of my decorating theme. Does that sound believable?
Do not try to kill spiders with fire.
It was NOT a good idea to try and kill the spider who lives under my porch with a home made blow torch (arisol can & lighter). This fucker has had a vendetta against me for weeks and I saw a great opportunity to take the son of a bitch down. I was so focused on lighting HIM on fire I lacked the attention span to take note of the fact that every time I missed him I was still layin' down FIRE. So after all was said and done the spider lived to fight another day and I lit my fucking door frame on fire. It's charred and black but maybe I should just tell everyone it's the new look and part of my decorating theme. Does that sound believable?
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salem:
Have you ever seen the movie Arachnophobia? 
lucinda:
YES! Fucking freak me the fuck out! I watched that when I was a kid and had to tear the bed apart to make sure no spider were hiding in there. 