lucille

There are way too many monkeys on my back these days No, seriously, get them the hell off of me! I love monkeys, but not the kind that do a pile up on you when you least expect it. Unless they are spider monkeys, then they are lighter. But these are more like chimpanzees. I keep giving them bananas, but I guess that gives them a reason to come back for more. Anyhow, I know eventually life will do the butter thing and smooth out, but right now I am one overwhelmed little gringa. The weather is being HELLA weird, snow, rain, snow, rain, ice. Shit, I don't even wanna check the mail, for fear that I may fall and injure myself or the little belly monster. I think he is coming soon. I swear he is. Fuck, I hope he is, goddam ants in the pants about the whole thing. I can't wait to meet him, his handsom little grandpa face! Okay, I crave banana. I'm gonna try to sneak one without letting the monkeys see, or they will attack me all over again......

9 days till my b-day (1-16)
11 days till baby is due (1-18)

p.s. Some new stuff in my pics, yo.