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lucille

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SG Since 2003

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Friday Dec 19, 2003

Dec 19, 2003
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Ah hah! I am too busy for you, sucka! Just kidding. I have decided to kick the habit of sleeping. Life is so much more interesting when you are sleep deprived. Here are my moast recent goals in life...

1.To have as much power as mom on futurama.
2. To make cookies for christmas, preferably gingerbread ones shaped like spaceghost.
3. To watch "The Hours" without falling asleep.
4. I want to conquer the world, give all the idiots a brand new religion....

Someone put me down like a dog smile
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punkrock_ed:
as per our conversation of pirates:

i once nearly got the crap beaten out of me by an old old man who had been strutting around the bar all night claiming to be a ARRR!!!

so i took it upon myself to find out why he thought he was a ARRR!!! . he then proceeded to pull up his shirt to reveal a silver surfer tattoo. dumbfounded, i told him he was full of shite, there was no way that made him a ARRR!!! .

so i proceeded to roll up my pant leg and show him my AFI skull n' crossbones. i told him that i was a real ARRR!!! and that he'd better quit claiming to be one or he'd have every real ARRR!!! in seattle after him.

i thought this was hilarious. he did not. he tried to kill me. i may not go to that bar anymore, but i'll tell ya one thing: i'm still way more of a god damned ARRR!!! than he'll ever be.

the lesson here folks: don't talk to drunk old old people in bars.
Dec 19, 2003
natiecakes:
Thank you for the cool email. Your a sweetie. Happy holidays! puke
Dec 19, 2003

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